MORE MEMORIES OF A BYGONE ERA - THE 1960s-1970s
LAMENT FOR A LOST TIME
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Trawling through old spotting reminiscences can revive so many wonderful memories there is a danger of blurring reality with fiction - rose-tinted spectacles, and all that! Well, it might be true that grumpy old men are prone to fanciful delusions about childhood spotting days, though this is hardly surprising. Back in the Fifties and Sixties t
rain spotting gave immense pleasure to countless thousands of youngsters. It started from the day we first learned to read and write, and as the prized 'cops' had names it gave spotters a handle on spelling too. In steam days engines were named after Kings, Queens, Princesses, Duchesses, Regiments, RAF Squadrons, Castles, Manors, Halls, Commonwealth countries, Counties and Shires - plus hundreds more too numerous to mention here - all of which had inquisitive young minds wondering where they came from.
(Above-Below) A young David Platt visited Stafford Road shed in 1962 to photograph the line up of ex-GWR engines in the shed yard, many awaiting the indignity of the cutter's torch. He recalls the Castles, Kings, Halls and Counties in particular, and while some engines were still 'active', the condemned engines largely outnumbered them. Here, King class 6008 King James ll; Castle class 7014 Caerhays Castle and 6002 King William lV - minus driving wheels, valve gear and connecting rods, yet retaining its smokebox and cabside number plates and nameplates. This was not an unusual sight during the early days of steam's demise, but as their value as collectors' items soared BR found it necessary to remove them to avoid theft.
(Above-Below) Opinions vary on the locomotives with the oddest names. Eastern Region spotters will remember a Meg Merilles, Batchelor's Button and Archibald Sturrock among the Class A1 and A2 Pacifics, but the most unusual names appeared on the Thompson B1 Class 4-6-0s. These included several species of antelope such as the Puku, Chiru, Oryx, Gnu, Kudo and Oribi; the latter seen here with the 'bag in' at North Blyth. The engine was built at Darlington Works in December 1946 and spent much of its life based at Gateshead, with short spells at Tyne Dock and North Blyth prior to withdrawal in December 1966. The Oribi namplate - fractionally less than 30 inches long, and stamped 1014R indicating it was the right hand plate - was sold for £8,100 by GW Railwayana Auctions Ltd in May 2003. If you are the lucky bidder, these photos will interest you. Click on photo (below) for link to LNER Encylopedia's Class B1 page. Photos copyright D Pritchard collection.
(Right) The BRB's decision to name new diesel locomotives was a commendable policy. The Brush Class 47 Co-Co No D1671 was named Thor (after the Norse God of Thunder) but following a derailment at Bridgend due to a landslip, the nameplates were removed from the crash victim and transferred to Crewe-built D1677, the next unnamed Class 47 in the numerical sequence. In June 2004, one of the 'Thor' nameplates was auctioned at a special Sheffield Railwayana Auction at The National Railway Musum, fetching a cool £5,600. It may have been marginally less than the Class B1 'Oribi' nameplate mentioned above, but based on the number of letters it is surprisingly similar in price. I say surprising because a nameplate from a steam engine is more valuable, surely? I suppose critical opinion will always be divided between steam and diesel fans, whereas nostalgia for the old days is a powerful emotion whatever your allegiance.
By 1960 the flood of new diesel and electrics made a huge impact on train spotters and our lives would never the same again. The demise of steam left us with a sense of unfinished business, as many of the former 'Big Four' engines were relegated to secondary routes throughout all five BR Regions. This applied to the various BR Standard classes with the possible exception of the 'Clan' Pacifics and the solitary 'Duke of Gloucester' which were regarded as belonging to the ScR and LMR respectively. However, the Clans based at Carlisle Kingmoor were often employed on trains to Manchester and I remember copping a few at Shipley and at Holbeck shed when they visited Bradford and Leeds. All the Clans had been withdrawn from service by April 1966.
By 1967 train spotters entered the penultimate year of BR steam and our weekends were marked by the number of 'Farewell to steam' rail tours. To give credit where it's due, an immaculate locomotive was usually produced for the occasion, but the rare sight of a clean engine did little to compensate the terrible filth and neglect creeping into the hobby. W
(Above-Below) Class 5MT 4-6-0 No 45156 Ayrshire Yeomanry spent most of its working life in Scotland and was one of only four 'Black 5s' (out of 842 locos in the class) to receive a name. The engine worked several railtours prior to withdrawal from Rose Grove depot week ending 10th August 1968. The eagle-eyed might spot an enthusiast on the left who has overstepped the mark at Manchester Exchange...a policeman reaches into his pocket for his little black book! (Below) The scene at Manchester Victoria on the last day of regular BR steam working. 'Black 5s' Nos 44871 and 44894 wait to take over the first of two SLS specials from Birmingham. Photos copyright B Tate.

(Above-Below) With the demise of steam gathering pace during the Sixties our visits to engine sheds were no longer cheery and uplifting. To witness the sight of so many once-proud steam engines eking out their final years in such a deplorable state was truly heartbreaking. At the end of their days, Class 0F 0-4-0ST No 47001, Class 1F 0-6-0T No 41835 and Class B1 No 61051 await their fate. Photo B Tate collection. (Below) cracking colour shot by Bill Wright of Class 8F No 48673 simmering inside Kirkby shed on 30th March 1965. I do recommend visting Bill's page of railway photos which provides a link to his full 'Barking Bill' Flickr site.
Meanwhile, the modernisation of the railway network continued at a steady pace. On the West Coast main line, the effects of 25kV electrification between Euston and Crewe, Manchester and Liverpool made considerable improvements to train services, particularly in timetable punctuality which had long been plagued by delays due to civil engineering work and the construction of catenary support masts.
(Below) In March 1964, Meccano Ltd (acquired by Lines Brothers in February, whose subsidiary Rovex Ltd made Triang) was quick of the mark with the introduction of the Hornby Dublo Class AL1 3,300hp Bo-Bo electric locomotive in BR early blue livery with white roof. The accompanying text reads: This powerful locomotive is powered by the highly efficient Ring Field Motor and can run on Hornby 00 Gauge track or, by using the working pantograph on the cab roof, on a suitable layour electrified on the overhead wire system (not yet available). Seems the absence of catenary in 00 Gauge was not unlike that of the prototype north of Crewe, then...

Following the energisation of overhead catenary on the West Coast Main Line south of Crewe (where the wires had been installed to clear 13ft 1ins loading gauge instead of the normal 13ft 6ins height gauge) diagonal yellow stripes were painted across the cabside of locomotives denoting their prohibition from working in electrified areas. The relaxation in clearance was permitted by the Minister of Transport to avoid the costly programme of rebuilding certain bridges and tunnels. Some of the classes prohibited included: 'Royal Scots'; 'Patriots'; 'Jubilees'; Class 7Fs, 'Coronation' Pacifics - and, of course, the Class 4F, hence No 43898 carries the compulsory cabside stripe. The engines permitted to work in electrifies areas had their smokebox door lamp bracket moved to a lower position to prevent locomen climbing up to chimney height in the vicinity of the 25kV overhead wires. The official ban south of Crewe began on September 1st 1964.

With delays in WCML electrification north of Crewe, the beleaguered operating department had to make do with its Type 4 1Co-Co1 diesel fleet which was hardly in keeping with the speed standards of the day, but the sturdy EE Co machines became the mainstay of LMR's passenger services, ousting in the process the 'Coronation' Pacifics from main line duty in 1964. The decision to scrap the Class 8 Stanier engines aroused the indignation of drivers who found
themselves saddled with a batch of second-hand Class 7MT 'Britannias' during the painful years leading up to the end of steam. Indeed the poor condition into which so many steam classes deteriorated was almost too much to bear, and a good many enthusiasts vowed that since steam had utlived its usefulness then so too had their interest in trains. By January 1968, less than 330 steam locomotives survived; mostly grubby Stanier 'Black 5's and 8Fs, plus the final three Ivatt 4MT Moguls. The rest were made up of dilaphidated BR Standard designs including the sole-surviving Britannia Pacific No 70013 Oliver Cromwell which hauled the infamous '15 Guinea Special' on 11th August 1968 - the last day of BR steam operation.
When the bitter finale came in August 1968, there were just five working steam locomotives left, made up of three Black 5s Nos 44781, 44871, 45110; a solitary 8F No 48448 and, of course, the last working Britannia No
70013. Across the country, hundreds of thousands of enthusiasts were swept up on a wave of emotion, for it was a truly sad day. Not only had we witnessed the annihilation of steam, but whole chunks of our railway heritage had been consigned to history after Beeching wielded his axe across the country. But time is a great healer, for no one would have believed that a diesel locomotive would be worshipped with all the fanaticism of its steam predecessor, yet the demise of the first generation fleet of main line diesels led to another flourish of 'Farewell' rail tours, only this time supported by thousands of diesel enthusiasts lamenting the loss of their favourite class.

(Above) The 1955 Modernisation Programme.
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(Above Left-Above Right) During the 1960s, there came a new band of enthusiasts who grew up when BR's motive power seemed to consist only of run-down steam classes and equally drab-looking diesels - and they didn't come any duller than the Metro-Vick Co-Bos. Constructed at the Metropolitan Vickers/Beyer Peacock works at Stockton-on-Tees, the twenty 1,200hp locomotives (D5700-D5719) were powered by Crossley 2-stroke engines - which, the makers claimed, could produce a higher power from each of their 8 cylinders than the conventional turbo-charged 4-stroke engines that the other pilot-scheme manufacturers adopted. Sadly, the Crossley engine was largely resonsible for the Co-Bos inauspicious and very short careers. The fleet was beset by problems and ended their days performing less demanding duties in the relative backwater of the rail network of Cumbria. Left: D5710 heads a morning Workington-Barrow train at Ravenglass in August 1962. Right: D5709 heads a Barrow train through Hest Bank. Photos copyright I Travers and P Sunderland
(Below) Undistinguished in traffic the Metro-Vick fleet may have been, but their appearance was a little out of the ordinary. The Type 2s had a distinctly box-shaped body mounted on an unusual Co-Bo wheel arrangement; the cabside doors were windowless, and those on the drivers side were located some distance behind the cab itself. The fleet was painted in the standard BR green livery, and the bodyside louvres and band of lining were picked out in eggshell blue. Here the livery of the sole surviving member No D5705 looks surprisingly clean for the period, as it reverses empty coaching stock at Lakeside - terminus of the now preserved Lakeside & Haverthwaite Railway in July 1962
(Right) But I'm getting ahead of myself...back in the Sixties the British Rail Board's (BRB's) Corporate Identity Programme left me stone cold, and everything that came afterwards was a poor second be
st. In particular I thought the BRB's 'barbed-wire' logo was an ugly design compared to the first British Railways totem (1948-1956) consisted of a 'British Lion' embracing a flanged wheel to symbolize rail transport. The second BR emblem (1956-1967) also had the 'British Lion' rising from a crown holding a driving wheel in its front paws , and a new coach roundel (1959-1967) appeared on coaching stock, diesel multiple units and electrical multiple units. A variation of the 'British Lion' and crown totem was cast in polished aluminum for the WR's prototype 'Western' class No D1000 Western Enterprise and the LMR's new fleet of WCML electrics - all were super designs and should have been left alone. After all, what is wrong with 'Britishness'?
(Above) Thank goodness for the preservation movement! This photograph of the unique Class 8P No 71000 Duke of Gloucester awaiting departure from Bury with the 17.20 to Ramsbottom on the East Lancs Railway on 29th March 2008 evokes memories of spotting days at Crewe in the Fifties. No 71000 was the sole Class 8 Pacific designed and built by BR, emerging from Crewe Works in 1954 to work WCML expresses between Euston and Scotland. Following withdrawal from traffic at Crewe North shed (5A) in 1962, the story of its remarkable preservation can be found on the 71000 (Duke of Gloucester) Steam Locomotive Trust website.
(Below) Standard Class Pacific No 70000 Britannia at Bridgenorth on the Severn Valley Railway reminds me of the scrap lines we encountered in the Sixties, yet the circumstances couldn't be more different. Introduced to traffic on the Eastern Region in 1951, the engine was withdrawn at Newton Heath shed after 15 years in service. In 1966, the preservation movement was still in its infancy and it wasn't until 3 years later that Britannia was saved from the cutter's torch. This view shows the sterling work that goes into preserving our national heritage. The fact that almost 400 ex-BR steam locomotives have survived in preservation is a remarkable achievement.
Today, there is a tacit truce between the steam and diesel faith, a bond which few of us could have foreseen at one time. To witness both steam and diesels operating side by side on preserved lines gives immense pleasure to many, as it represents the period of BR we remember the most. Thank goodness for the preservation movement, because had it not been for the thousands of volunteers, we'd have nothing left but fading memories and a collection of personal memorabilia which we have harvested over the years. I've collected everything from the tackiest tin badge to a replica nameplate, and while they are of no real worth to anyone else, what does that matter? A keepsake is a private thing, not an investment - their sentimental value far outweigh their cost any day of the week.
TRANS-PENNINE ROUTES WINNERS AND LOSERS
(Above) The spectacular limestone mass of the Derbyshire Peak District was a major obstacle for the Midland Railway. The topography of the area south of Chapel-en-le-Frith neccessated boring through gritstone and limestone under the peak of Cow Low to construct Dove Holes Tunnel. This involved a gruelling 1 in 90 climb for southbound trains from the surrounding plain to the 985-foot summit at Peak Forest. Construction began in 1860 and took five years, requiring six pumping stations to keep the workings clear of water, an underground river being encountered at one point along the way. Here, 'Britannia' Class 7MT No 70017 Arrow heads the 16.00 Manchester Central-St Pancras on the climb from Dove Holes Tunnel to Peak Forest. The closure of the Trans-Pennine route (the poor condition of the tunnel was given as a major reason for closing the line) now seems a travesty of justice, especially since the tunnel in question is still being used by trains serving the limestone quarries in the area. Meanwhile, the Peak Forest route - a major rail artery, in case it's forgotten - was closed in 1967, depriving rail pasengers of a direct link between Manchester and London via the Midlands! It was a classic case of the mindless excesses of the Beeching era.
(Below) Another Trans-Pennine route built by the Midland Railway ran between Manchester and Sheffield via the Hope Valley. A major feature of the route is the 3,702 yard-long Cowburn tunnel where the summit of the line is situated about a quarter of the way inside the tunnel from the Yorkshire end, with a gradient of 1 in 100 falling eastwards and 1 in 150 to the west. In this classic ER Morten shot, Midland Compound 4-4-0 No 41072 emerges from Cowburn Tunnel with a local train for Chinley in May 1953. Following a further reduction of rail routes during the 1970s, the Hope Valley line was controversially given precedence over the electrified Woodhead line as the preferred passenger route between Manchester and Sheffield.

(Above Left) In 1939, the LNER embarked upon electrifying the former Great Central main line from Sheffield to Manchester using the Government recommended standard 1,500-volt dc, with overhead line current collection. At the outbreak of World War 2, work was halted and the electrification did not start again until February 1952 when the Wath-Penistone section was energised. By May 1954, electric trains began running through Woodhead Tunnel, but the Manchester to Penistone section was not fully energised until June. The Sheffield Victoria to Penistone section followed in September and the final few miles from Sheffield Victoria to Rotherwood was opened in January 1955 - the same year that the BR Modernisation Plan was announced (including in its proposal the electrification of the WCML) It was generally assumed that the 1,500 volt dc system would be the future British standard, but the BTC adopted the 25kv 50-cycle ac system as used on the French National Railways. Class B1 4-6-0 No 61327 heads an 'up' train beneath the wires at Torside on 19th April 1954.
Above Right) Class B1 No 61150 enters Penistone with an 'up' train on 19th April 1954. You'd be forgiven thinking that the building on the right is the local 'Odeon' cinema; its Art Deco style is typical of the Twentieth Century architecture that sprang up in the 1920s and 1930s. The building is in fact the Penistone Control Centre, which was responsible for power along the Woodhead route. The exterior is not quite as flamboyant as some examples of Art Deco architecture, but it is a striking design with a flat roof and large windows that reflected the clean-cut image of the LNER's new electrified route. Art Deco began at the Paris Exhibition in 1925, its style influenced by Cubism - zigzags and geometrical shapes - along with Ancient Egyptian after the discovery of the tomb of Tutankhamen in 1922, and Aztec art from South America and Mexico. In those days Art Deco designers and architects exploited the new innovations of concrete, plastics, chrome and aluminium, their new style mirroring the latest streamlining and speed in travel - commercial flights, ocean-going liners and trains; the distinctive house style applied to London Transport Underground Stations being a classic example. As the Twentieth Century slips further away, the importance of preserving buildings in the classic Art Deco style is gaining proper recognition - the LMSR's Midland Hotel on the seafront at Morecambe being another classic example.

(Above) Meanwhile, the benefits of 1950's electrification over the Woodhead route were immediately apparent, particularly on the heavy coal trains. Orders were placed for two types of locomotive, EM1 and EM2. Designed by Gresley and Metro-Vickers, a total of 57 Class EM1 Bo-Bo (later TOPS Class 76) were built primarily for use as freight locomotives originally numbered 26000-26057 in the fleet. Here, No 26000 'Tommy' - a name bestowed upon it by the Dutch to commemorate the British soldiers who served in the liberation forces in Holland - heads downgrade past Torside reservoir with an eastbound coal train in May 1964.
(Below) By 1965, the non-standard equipment was becoming life expired, and in 1970 all passenger services were re-routed via the Hope Valley line, though the Woodhead line remained open as a dedicated freight route and for use by special trains and 'Footex' (Football Excursions). The 1969-70 Football season saw Manchester United playing Leeds United in an FA semi-final at Hillsborough, Sheffield on 14th March 1970. BR routed six specials for Manchester fans via the Woodhead line hauled by a Class 50 No D414, a 'Peak' class, a pair of Class 25s and three Class 40s including No D235 Apapa, seen climbing to Woodhead Tunnel at Torside. For the record, the match ended in a 0-0 draw, as did the replay at Villa Park, but Leeds beat Manchester 1-0 in the second replay at Burnden Park, Bolton. However, Leeds United's marathon run of matches was far from over - having finished the 1969-70 season runners up to 1st Division Champions Everton, they faced Chelsea in the FA Cup Final at Wembley on 11th April 1970; the result was similarly deadlocked (2-2) with Chelsea eventually running out 2-1 winners in another replay held at Old Trafford.

(Below) A scene all too familiar nowadays is the number of abandoned railways being turned into nature trails or similar places for outdoor pursuits. There is nothing wrong with that, of course - enthusiasts would rather see our railway heritage recognised historically than buried beneath ugly industrial units and car parks. This information board at Torside is a good example. It tells the story of how the Langdendale Valley provided a vital transport link across the Pennines since the Middle Ages. It began with teams of packhorses laden with salt from Cheshire. The salt trade increased when a new turnpike road from Cheshire to Yorkshire was authorised in 1731. The railway through Langdendale was built in 1839-1845, providing the first rail link between Manchester and Sheffield. Odd then, that the designers of the sign have used an old-fashioned ex-LNER Class K1 steam loco to illustrate the railway's role when a modern Class EM1 or EM2 electric loco would have been more appropriate. Click on photo to see ER Morten's stunning shot of a Class K1 No 61918 'sooting-up' the overhead wires near Penistone with a 'down' special on 19th June 1954.
Since closure of the Woodhead route between Manchester and Sheffield, a stretch of the abandoned trackbed has been converted into the Longdendale Trail, which runs through the picturesque Upper Longdendale Valley, just north of Glossop in the Peak District National Park. The trail forms the central
section of a much longer Trans-Pennine Trail that runs from coast to coast across the UK between Liverpool and Hull. The Longdendale Valley provides a natural catchment area for the rainwater running off the surrounding moorland hills, hence a chain of reservoirs was constructed in the 19th Century to serve Lancashire's once-thriving cotton and paper mills, and to provide fresh drinking water for Manchester. Today the Longdendale Trail is owned and managed by United Utilities, providing a variety of recreation activities, such as horse riding, cycling and walking. It is also suitable for less agile people and families with small children. You can get on to the Longdendale Trail at Hadfield and at Woodhead - the trail is just over 6 miles long between both points. However, the most popular access point is the old level crossing at Torside, which is the crossroads of the Pennine Way, the longest continuous national trail in Britain linking Edale in Derbyshire to the Scottish Border.
I am pleasd to add a few 'gems' of old steam days (before the wires went up) from ER Morten's photo collection. (Above) Class B1 No 61187 approaches Torside with a 'down' special on 30th June 1951. (Right) As you stroll along the old railway today, spare a thought for the men who worked the heavy coal trains from the Yorkshire coalfied to the industries of Lancashire. Here, a Class 'WD' (War Departmen) 2-8-0 slogs up the incline at Crowden with an 'up' freight on 30th June 1951. The design and construction of the 2-8-0s was prepared by RA Riddles CBE, then Mechanical and Elictrical Engineer for Scotland, LMSR, and attached to the Ministry of Supply as Deputy Director General of Royal Engineering Equipment. The first batch was buit by the North British Locomotive Company for general war service overseas. This was followed by a second batch constructed at the Vulcan Foundry Ltd, and no fewer that 733 returned to Britain where they played a pivitol role in ordinary freight service on British Railways. My thanks to Phil Spencer for the 'after' shots.
(Above) In 1911, JG Robinson, then Chief Mechanical Engineer of the Great Central Railway 1900-1922, designed a 2-8-0 heavy freight engine in anticipation of the additional traffic being generated by the company's new docks at Immingham and a large marshalling yard at Wath-on-Dearne in the South Yorkshire coalfield. At the outbreak of the First World War, the Robinson design was chosen by the British Army for war service overseas, and a total of 344 was ordered for the Railway Operating Division (ROD) of the Royal Engineers. After grouping, no fewer than 421 locomotives were acquied by the LNER, including No 6337, seen here hauling a heavy coal train through the drizzle at Torside in 1939. (Below Left) Fast-forward 14 years and Mr Morten is greeted by yet another spell of inclement weather at Crowden as Class 04/8 No 63750 heads a 'down' fright on 15th August 1953. (Below Right) Does the sun ever shine in Longdendale Valley? Cheerless memories are recalled of a wet day at Torside in April 1961. Just visible in the distance is Torside signal box.

(Above-Below) The former LNWR Standedge route between Huddersfield and Stalybridge has become the principal east-west route across the Pennines. The above photo shows the footplateman enjoying a welcome
breath of fresh air (note the collar and tie inset) as 'Black 5' No 44824 emerges from the 3 mile 57 yard-long single-bore 'Nelson' tunnel at the Diggle end (the station closed 5th October 1968). This 1871 tunnel was the second of three railway tunnels to be built, the first being the single-bore 'Nicholson' tunnel of 1849. However, to facilitate the increase in LNWR traffic a new double bore tunnel was built in 1894, and this is still in use today. An oddity of the Standedge railway tunnels is that they provided the only level section of track over the Trans-Pennine route where water troughs could be installed (at the Diggle end) which explains the copious amount of steam in ER Morten's atmospheric shot. The photo below shows Diggle Junction in 1958, with tracks on the right for the Micklehurst loop via Butterhouse Tunnel to Stalybridge. Judging by the apparatus on the left preparations for re-signalling are underway as 'Jubilee' class No 45567 South Australia heads the 2.45pm Leeds City-Manchester Exchange on 26th April 1958. Photo © B Hilton
(Above) Fast-forward to April 2009 and the scene has changed dramatically at Diggle following track rationalization. A 2-car Sprinter heads through Diggle Junction a little over 50 years after the top photograph was taken. But appearances can be deceptive. If you need any evidence of the improvements to the Trans-Pennine service on the Standedge route click here to visit Phil Spencer's 'Rail Cameraman' page.
ADOLESCENT LOVE TRIANGLE
As for my old spotting chum, Bonzo? At one time, he was a true friend and I hung on to his every word. Apart from the odd spats we had over his monkeying around, we were joined at the hip, so to speak, but as the years rolled by the realization dawned that he was out of control. In our search for 'cops' he had the surveillance instincts of a Trident submarine on red alert, but his latest scam - fare dodging - undermined the very principle of train spotting. Now I'm not saying that he was an out-and-out villain, but in my scheme of things jumping on a train without paying was a blatant exploitation of the 'insider' knowledge we had of BR practise. But Bonzo didn't care! He regarded a 1d platform ticket as a cheap-day return to Doncaster or York, often travelling first class. And as for camaraderie? One minute we were the best of mates - the next, he kicked our train spotting trips into touch. He had found another, more interesting pursuit to occupy his mind…he had the 'hots' for Sonia Barker.
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Trouble is, Bonzo never did anything by halves; he carried a torch for Sonia Barker like a flamethrower. I'll never forget her look of shock distaste when he let rip with his smutty remarks outside the school gates because she refused to go out with him. His foul language was irrevocable and he truly queered his patch, which, for me, couldn't have been better! Not only had Sonia Barker's handstands incited the kind of
'oomph' that completely floored me in the summer of 1960, she had the most perfect symmetrical features and sun blonde hair, but instead of having it tied back in a matronly ponytail like the rest of the girls in school, she had it swept away from her face in fashionable curls. By some miracle of nature, the little minx had transformed herself into Doris Day - and, by some quirk of fate the 1950s Hollywood star was my all-time favourite pin-up. Sonia Barker was the most beautiful creature I had ever seen - and, for the first time in my life, I found myself getting in touch with feelings I thought I never had - weird, incorrigible urges I could no longer control - so in spite of Bonzo trying to spoil it for me once before (see 'Swinging Sixties Remembered' page) I threw caution to the wind and asked my straight-talking big sister to give me a good tip on how to chat up girls.
As good as her word to brook no nonsense, she shook her head sadly and urged me take a gander at my 'rag-bag' style first - 'If I look at you long enough,' she said candidly, 'What do I see?'
'Elvis?' I drawled. 'No, Desperate Dan!' My sister was about as subtle as the proverbial sledgehammer, but her deadpan delivery did the trick - from that day on I cared more about appearances than ever before; out went my flat cap, donkey jacket and pom-pom hat - plus any other signs of an allegiance to the spotting fraternity - I spent hours preening myself in the mirror like a prized exhibit at Crufts - and, just to make sure Sonia would notice me on the way to school, I tried every trick in the book to bump into her accidentally on purpose. Of course, lessons on personal charm offensives didn't feature anywhere in the school curriculum, so it took an age before summoning up the courage to ask her out on a date. Alas, it was not to be. The diatribe that came out of my mouth was nothing like the silk-smooth patter I'd rehearsed in the mirror at home. My mind, never very stable at the best of times, fought for something to say. A simple 'Hi, Sonia, would you like to go to the flicks?' would have sufficed, but being a few paving stones short of a patio, all I could muster was an 'S' for Sonia and hissed the rest. 'Not you again?' she said, 'Get knotted!'
Talk about crushed egos! I'd give anything to travel back in time and reacquaint myself with those cloddish years of adolescence, then I'd exude the confidence of a man much older than myself and chat up the voluptuous Sonia Barker without showing any signs of the helpless stammering I once suffered in her company. On second thoughts, perhaps not - Sonia Barker may have figured high on my list of priorities during the 1960s, but the very idea that a grown man is planning an affaire d'amour with a pubescent schoolgirl smacks of debauchery of the worst kind, and that is definitely NOT what I have in mind.
(Above Right) The comments made by Rail Cameramen Bill Wright and Keith Long regarding the poor colour rendition of Agfa slide film (compared to Kodachrome) prompts me to include this 'muddy' shot of Dent station taking on Agfa film. Okay, it wasn't a spectacularly sunny day to be taking colour photographs, but it was worth a try. The point is, if photographers were aware of Agfa's limitations, then why bother to use it in preferance to Kodak? Simple!..harking back to the days when you popped the exposed film cassette into a bag and posted it off to the processors, Kodak returned their processed slides in card mounts while Agfa mounted theirs in plastic. At the time it was a matter of penny-pinching stringencies, pure and simple and many photographers have come to regret ever since.
(Below) Sixties icons: no text, no names, no need...click on r/h photo to visit 'Famous People.co.uk'
In fact, not long ago I bumped into Sonia Barker at my local Morrisons supermarket - a rather pudgy middle-aged woman with reptilian skin, greying hair and webs of spidery veins, yet agelessly gorgeous for all that. We chatted for a while about nothing in particular - no more at first than a mildly diverting wallow in Fifties nostalgia. Her fond reminiscences took me back to the BBC's 'Housewives Choice' and Lita Roza's 'How Much is that Doggie in the Window'? And did I remember the Connie Francis hit 'Whose Sorry Now' and her follow-up 'Stupid Cupid' penned by Neil Sedaka? Who doesn't? Perhaps the pop scene in the Fifties was a little before my time, but I still remember all the old rock 'n' rollers from America; Elvis's 'All Shook Up', Dion's 'Runaround', Jerry Lee Lewis's 'Great Balls of Fire' and Little Richard's 'Good Golly Miss Molly' and 'Tutti-Frutti'. Sonia had collected them all. She told me that her first British single was Billy Fury's 'Jealousy' and she was still crazy about 'Itchycoo Park' by The Small faces - and did I remember the media furore when P.J. Proby split his pants on stage? - "It was a howl!" she screamed.
Scream! Heads turned in the aisle; she sounded like a helium-filled hyena - 'What about you?,' she asked, 'I bet you were an Elvis fan...' Wrong. Elvis was more my sister's era. The real pop revolution for me began when the Beatles' 'Please, Please Me' went to No 1 in 1963. It was the first song that sent a shiver down my spine and I can't imagine any other pop group beating the Fab Four's string of seventeen No 1 hits.
(Left-Below) The changing Sixties: Deep in NER territory, a Metro-Cammell dmu pauses at Haltwhistle. There is no mistaking the passenger's allegiance to Newcastle United FC! The black and white stripes of the 'Magpies' is synonymous with footie fans worldwide. The 'Toon Army' - a name derived from the Geordie pronounciation of 'Town' - enjoyed considerable sucess in the old days, becoming First Division Champions four times and winning the FA Cup six times. In 1992, the 22 clubs making up the old First Division resigned from the Football League and set up the Premier League. The breakaway was prompted by some top clubs who felt they deserved a bigger slice of the TV revenue (the BBC's 'Match of theDay began in 1964, showing edited highlights of First Division matches). In 1992, Rupert Murdoch's Sky TV negotiated a deal worth £191.5 million to show live Premier League matches for the next five years - all the rest, as they say, is history. Football would never be the same again! (Below) Staying in the North-east, I love this classic shot of Gateshead's Class A4 No 60016 Silver King at Newcastle Central with an excursion from Leeds City on 14th April 1963. I do recommend visiting Keith Long's Page 47 of railway photos which provides a link to his full 'Cabsaab 900' Flickr site.
The Lennon-McCartney songs will always remain the most powerful in a decade crammed with great Sixties hits. The Beatles not only paved the way for the export of our own youth culture across the world, they created a new wave of British bands in the American charts - The Dave Clarke Five, Rolling Stones, Animals,
Hollies; Herman's Hermits plus twenty-odd others. At the time, I never realized I had an ear for music. Deaf tone, they call it, yet even I could pick up on the change in bass tone, tempo, drum beat, guitar lick and chord change and, contrary to popular belief, thoughtful lyrics too. The 1960s produced some fantastic soulful sounds from Tamla Motown - 'Will you still love me tomorrow', 'Da Doo Ron Ron' and 'It's My Party' - and who can ever forget the incredible wall of sound from Phil Specter, or the fantastic melodies created by Burt Bacharach, and groups like the Byrds, Beach Boys, Mamas and Papas and the falsetto voice of Frankie Valli in the Four Season's 'Rag Doll' and 'Big Boys Don't Cry.' It was sensational stuff, all of it, because the Sixties was an exciting decade, and if anyone can think of a better time, I would dearly love to hear of it.
(Left) Class A2s Nos 60524 Herringbone and 60538 Velocity, together with Class K1 No 62022, stand outside the paint shop at Doncaster Plant. The famous locomotive works was established in 1853, and the site eventually covered 200 acres. At the turn of the century 4,500 men were employed. A total of 2,228 steam locomotives were built there, the last being BR Standard Class 4 No 76114 in 1957. Photo copyright PR Batty. Click here for link to Peter's 'Rail Cameraman' page.
In fact, bumping into Sonia Barker unearthed so many fading memories of the Sixties that it would take a whole book in itself to describe how the pop scene affected teenagers. By 1964, the top twenty was more than just background music, it had became an obsession, and a crackling portable radio was an essential piece of equipment during a visit to the lineside - not only to while away the time during an idle moment between trains but to keep apace with the latest entries in 'Fluff''s Top Twenty on Sunday afternoons.
By the Seventies, however, I had outgrown all that pop hype. Then after BR steam vanished from the scene, my passion for trains quickly waned. Lifestyles change too, of course, and growing into adulthood became a time of disillusionment and confusion, overlaid with a commitment to marriage, fatherhood, and taking the first steps onto the property ladder. In 1970 I'd joined the ranks of the quintessential semi-detached suburban Mister Jones, shelling out a whopping £23 12s 6d (£23·62½p) monthly mortgage for a £2,690 three bedroom semi, now worth fifty times more. How times have changed...
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Women's fashions have changed too. In place of the mini came the midi (traditional length around the knee) and the ankle-length maxi. Girls squeezed into hot pants, boob tubes and tank tops, whilst boys sported bouffant hairstyles, wide-collared shirts, kipper ties and hipster flares that flapped in the wind.
The popular culture of the decade was chopper bikes, Scooby-Doo, the Muppets, the shapely Bionic Woman and a group of scantily-dressed dancers called Pan's People who shimmied like crazy on 'Top of the Pops'. Suddenly alert, dads goggled at the box behind a mask of indifference for fear that his wife might see him ogling, or he might pretend to help the kids rummage through the 'G' Plan sideboard in search of a missing cog from the Spirograph set.(Above Right) Introduced in 1945, the Class A1 Pacific, designed by AH Pepercorn and built at Doncaster and Darlington, was the last of the LNER Pacifics to be built. All the A1s were fitted with electric lighting which was operated by a steam-driven turbo-generator hidden neatly behind the offside smoke deflector. In this shot, No 60154 Bon Accord poses beneath the coaling stage at Copley Hill in May 1963. By 1966, all the A1s had gone after an average of only 15 years. Congratulations to the Darlington-based A1 Steam Locomotive Trust for their remarkable achievement in building No 60163 Tornado - the first main line steam locomotive to be constructed from scratch in Britain since 1960. Click on link to visit the Trust's site.
The latest craze in the Seventies was the 'tartan look' headed by the Bay City Rollers wearing, of all things, half-mast pants, whereas the Americans served up a slice of sugary pie with the Osmonds and Jackson Five. It was followed by the British glam rockers David Bowie and a pouting Gary Glitter; all satin and sequins, glittery make-up - and, still to come - outrageous punk kids with spiked hair, body piercing, ripped clothes, and a perky-looking Jane Fonda in Nora Batty-style leg-warmers.
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(Left) The Ratty's fleet of 3ft gauge locomotives will always be BIG engines in my eyes. Fond memories are recalled of a visit to the Ravenglass & Eskdale Railway during the early Nineties. The line winds through the Cumbrian fells from the picturesque coastal village of Ravenglass to the terminus in the heart of Eskdale. The camaraderie amongst the staff inspired me to write and illustrate an article for 'Cumbria' magazine. The R & E is one of the friendliest lines in Britain and a visit is highly recommended. Click on link to visit the R & E Preservation Society's website.

But how long ago it all now seems, because here I was some forty years later, chatting away with Sonia Barker inside Morrison's - just two wrinkly old pop-pickers, with pendulous jowls rekindling memories of the Sixties, as if it happened only yesterday - '
Which reminds me,' she said, putting her shopping bag on the floor. For one terrible moment I thought she was about to do a handstand against the tobacco kiosk. Instead she rummaged through the worry beads in her handbag and showed me a snapshot of her grandson - 'He's a big Thomas the Tank Engine fan,' she said proudly - 'Are you still interested in trains?'I nodded falteringly. Denying it was futile. I awaited her sneering 'anorak' remark, but it never came. Instead she began to pour out her life story, seemingly grateful that I was interested in her woeful tale. Well, I was and I wasn't, if you know what I mean, but I couldn't escape her. She told me about her colonic irrigation, recurring attacks of gout, and if that wasn't enough to dampen my forty year-old ardour, she let slip that parasitic worms had infested her intestines - 'Did you know, they can grow up to thirty foot long?' she said.
I was about to make an excuse and leave, when she asked after my friend, Bonzo - 'I don't quite know how to put this, but do you think he was all there?' Well, for someone who didn't quite know how to put it, she put it very eloquently - 'Probably. But I lost touch with him years ago. The last I heard he was working for the Forestry Commission.' 'Oh, the big ape will love swinging from trees,' she said.
Clearly, Sonia Barker had lost none of her dry humour, and her youthful athleticism hadn't gone unnoticed either. The side-effects in the 1960s saw boys in Form 6C treated to an erotic display of aerobics in the schoolyard, and today she had become a hopeless hypochondriac still clamouring attention.
But this retrospective of the Fifties and Sixties is not confined to boyhood crushes on Sonia Barker, great pop music or train spotting, though it's fair to say that a weekend visit to preserved lines invariably reawakens a dormant interest in the current scene. Not long ago, I was returning to Leeds from the North Yorkshire Moors Railway and stopped off at Thirsk station on the flat racing ground north of York.
It was a sentimental journey to Thirsk. I spent many happy hours there as a small boy in the 1950s. The scene has radically changed, of course, but despite of the 'tunnel' effect created by the hundreds of catenary support masts erected along the route, there is still that wonderful sense of occasion when an express train thunders through. The GNER electrics have such profound character that you can't fail but be impressed by their speed and power. They evoke happy childhood memories of steam days when the Gresley Pacifics reigned supreme on the East Coast Main Line.
Since the 1950s, Britain's railways have gone full circle. We've not only witness the end of steam and the decimation of the railway network in the Sixties, we have seen the wholesale replacement of the 'heritage' diesels introduced to replace uneconomical steam workings throughout the Regions in the BTC's 1955 Modernisation Plan. In 1994, however, the subject of Britain's railways became very complex, because unlike the sale of our other national assets such as British Coal, British Gas and British Telecom, the deregulation of British Rail offered no prospectus or public share issue. Instead the railways was broken up for privatisation, then sold off by a
Tory Government keen to introduce competition into an industry perennially seen by politicians as a monopoly in dire need of a shake up by the private sector and Britain's railways were divided into more than a 100 separate companies, making it the most fragmented railway system in the world. Ideologically, it was created in the belief that competition leads to efficiency, whereas in reality the politicians had perpetuated such a confusing, adversarial system of repair and maintenance that the whole concept of having a company charging individual train companies for access to their track is deeply flawed.
Now that we are at the end of the millennium's first decade, it is hoped that Britain's railway network can look forward to a remarkable renaissance, with the introduction of new 140mph tilting trains, more frequent services and, as commuter confidence returns, a growth in satisfied passengers.
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My generation love watching repeats of a seminal Sixties television classics like 'Dad's Army' 1968-1977. The series is just as fresh today as it was when the BBC first screened it four decades ago. By the end of Sixties, the 'goggle box' had become the focal point of our living room and everyone in the family planned their leisure time around viewing. Not only was the picture quality a huge improvement over the drizzly black & white images of the Fifties, in 1964 the BBC launched a second channel, BBC 2, which boasted a much sharper 625-line picture than the old 405-line image. Then, in 1967, glorious colour arrived and just as quickly, toy shops were awash with a whole range of television spin-offs: dolls, games, toys and TV annuals regularly topping children's Christmas gift list. Click on photo to visit the BBC website.
Television changed our lives in a lot of other ways too. With four commercial breaks per hour being transmitted to a captive audience of millions in the intimacy of our living rooms, the ITV channel became a marketing man's dream. All at once our screen was bombarded with a stream of glitzy imagery, often loaded with double entendre, such as the 1959 Cadbury Flake advert.
(Above Left) During the less-worldly Fifties and early Sixties, a trip to the 'flicks' was the best treat of the week. The special effects in MGM's 1956 sci-fi classic, 'Forbidden Planet' made the hairs stand up on the back of my neck - the invisible monster climbing the steps to the spacecraft...creepy! It was a great yarn about a group of space marines investigating the amoral activities of scientist Morbius on the planet Altair-4, starring Leslie Neilson, Walter Pidgeon and Robbie the Robot.
(Above Right) Perhaps the best British film of that era was David Lean's 1957 film, 'The Bridge On The River Kwai' - an epic wartime drama based on Pierre Boulle's novel in which British POWs are employed by the Japs to build a railway bridge in Burma. Alec Guinness played the colonel obsessed with building the bridge and William Holden the fellow prisoner hell bent on blowing it up! The colonel was loosely based on a real-life officer, Lt-Col Philip Toosey, but unlike the events in the film, Lt-Col Toosey did everything he could to obstruct building the bridge. In fact, the bridge was actually destroyed by an allied air raid - not as depicted in the film. Nonetheless, the film won an Oscar (Best Director) for David Lean and Alec Guinness an Oscar for Best Actor.

(Left) Memorable Sixties images on the front cover of 'Radio Times': Eric and Ernie, stars of the 'Morecambe & Wise Show'; the launch of 'Top of the Pops' in 1964 (Thursday nights would never be the same again) and the live coverage of the Appollo 11 mission to the moon in July 1969...live pictures from the surface of the moon! It was a giant leap in television communications and I feel privileged to have seen it.
(Below Right) British studios made some gritty films - 'Saturday Night and Sunday Morning' (1960); 'A Taste of Honey' (1961); 'This Sporting Life' (1963) and the Hammer horrors were popular too. But perhaps the best remembered film of the Sixties was Sean Connery's seminal first assignment in 1962 as British Secret Agent 007 in 'Dr No'. It was followed by 'From Russia With Love' in 1963; 'Goldfinger' in 1964; 'Thunderball' in 1965 and 'You Only Live Twice' in 1967 - pure escapism! After Sherlock Holmes, James Bond is the most popular fictional character to emerge out of the British Isles. Sean Connery acting was suave and sophisticated - a super-cool hero, who wasn't bound by the rules of a civilized society. As a member of the British Secret Service, he carried a 'License to Kill', drove only the very best cars and dressed impeccably - usually black tie, sipping vodka martinis (shaken, not stirred) while merrily gambling taxpayers' money at the roulette table. The formula of the Bond franchise included a catchy theme song; exotic locations; stunning action sequences; the craziest spy gadgets, beautiful women pandering to his every need - and, of course, a megalomaniacal villain seemingly determined to take over the world. Quite simply, Agent 007's exploits were a triumph of style over substance, the kind of lifestyle that most Sixties youngsters could only dream of having. Instead teenagers had to be satisfied with plastering bedroom walls with cuttings from magazines. Today, film posters are all the rage...
By the mid-1960s, the popularity of television was having a serious affect on cinema audiences. In the ratings war, ITV had stolen 70% of viewers, though its output of prime-time shows was dominated by imports from America: 'Wagon Train'; 'Gunsmoke'; 'Cheyenne'; 'Rawhide'; 'Dragnet' and 'Highway Patrol' - all of which supplemented the ITV companies own meagre production. In 1965 the Independent Television Authority ruled that between 8-9pm from Monday to Friday, the schedule should contain no more than two out of five USA imports, and no more than three should be a crime or western series. Yet the ITV companies continued to stay one step ahead in the ratings war. It started in the Fifties when a new genre of quiz shows hit our screens, including 'Double Your Money' (1955-1968) - 'Take Your Pick' (1955-1968) and an American-style parlour game, 'Beat the Clock' (1955-1967) which appeared on the biggest show of the week - Val Parnell's 'Sunday Night at the London Palladium' - first hosted by Tommy Trinder, followed by a young Bruce Forsyth, whose catchphrase, 'I'm in charge!' captured the nation's imagination.
Perhaps the biggest TV hit of the decade was the launch of 'Coronation Street' in 1960, but the BBC fought back with the first series of 'Steptoe and Son' featuring the acrimonious slanging matches between a crotchety old rag-and-bone man (Wilfred Brambell) and his hard-done-by son (Harry H Corbett). But the most shocking sit-com (for its day) was 'Till Death Us Do Part' which gave viewers the fascist opinions of the bigoted cockney grouch, Alf Garnett. By 1964 - the start of the 'Swinging Sixties' - the sit-com humour had mellowed somewhat with the buddy-buddy banter between Bob and Terry in 'The Likely Lads'. It was followed by the first series of 'Dad's Army' in 1968 and the weekly satirical sideswipes at leading political figures in 'That Was The Week That Was' - plus the oddball comedy of the 'Monty Python's Flying Circus' team.
But odder still was the 1967 cult series 'The Prisoner', starring ex-Danger Man Patrick McGoohan, then Britain's highest paid actor, who played an agent known only by his number (No 6) - 'I am not a number. I am a free man!' he said. Well, it would take more than an idiot's guide to 1960s TV to describe the plot. It had something to do with control and power, and as for the crazy antics of an inflatable bouncing ball? - it completely flummoxed viewers.
The daftest fad of the Seventies was stick-on bullet holes on car windows and plastic finger-ends sticking out from the inside of car boots lids. We had bilious larva lamps and a Trimphone from British Telecom that chirped like a budgie gargling Trill. The kids were mad about chopper bikes, the Bionic man, Scooby-Doo, the Wombles and Muppets, whilst the best selling toys were cabbage-patch dolls and inflatable bouncy spacehoppers that had rubber ears for handles. But the quirkiest toy was the 'Spirograph' which was invented by British engineer Denys Fisher during his research on a new design for bomb detonators for NATO. The cyclical drawing tool was developed into a best selling toy in 1965.
For much of the Sixties, the small screen was crammed with American imports, including the surreal rags-to-riches story of 'The Beverly Hillbillies' featuring the billionaire redneck Jed Clampton, who, according to the title song was - 'a poor mountaineer, who barely kept his family fed, then one day he was shooting at some food, when up from the ground came a bubblin' crude - oil, that is...black gold. Texas tea…' For lovers of drama, or dross, depending on which way you look at it, the USA gave us 'The Fugitive'; '77 Sunset Strip'; 'Hawaii Five-0' and 'The Man from UNCLE', starring two secret agents, Napoleon Solo and Illya Kuryakin who regularly saved the world from the evil THRUSH. But perhaps the most dashing crime-busting duo was Diana Rigg and her ultra-suave partner, Patrick Macnee, in 'The Avengers'.
Meanwhile, a new wave of sophisticated puppetry hit the small screen with Gerry Anderson's stable of chisel-chinned heroes in the sci-fi adventures of Supercar, Fireball XL5, Stingray and Thunderbirds. The kids loved Jeff Tracey's team of daring flyers, including the bespectacled Brains and Lady Penelope's ex-con chauffeur, Parker, but it was the detail of the models that stole the limelight such as the pink Rolls Royce with its FAB1 registration plate and, of course, the gravity-defying Thunderbird flying machines themselves.
By the end of the decade, television had not only become a national obsession, the 'Swinging Sixties' was a fantastic place to live. At the beginning of 1964 the BBC launched 'Top of the Pops', then in 1967 Radio One was born, which spelled the end of pirate radio stations broadcasting from ships anchored out in the North Sea. At long last, the wireless - once despised as a passé medium became suddenly 'cool' - and, for the first time, we could listen to non-stop pop music without suffering the crackling interference that all too often spoiled our enjoyment of Radio Luxemburg. With hindsight, teenagers in the Sixties were happy with their lot, and the violence on television was more tongue-in-cheek than stomach-churning, but I'm sure this had a lot to do with Mary Whitehouse's moral clean-up campaign. She was a militant opponent of the wanton overuse of sex and swear words on television and, as history has revealed, she was spot on - the slippery slope towards sexual freedom had begun.

(Left) The new Corgi range of die-cast toy cars took the toy market to new heights - vehicles had working suspension, jewelled headlights and opening doors; the best known models being the rocket-firing Batmobile, James Bond's Astin Martin DB5 fitted with machine guns, a pop-up bullet shield and ejector seat. And I mustn't forget the Walls ice cream van with a working chime - all are very much collectors items today.
By the mid-Sixties, the permissive society was gaining momentum and the laws on abortion, contraception, obscenity and censorship were all liberised. The Sixties not only changed our way of behaving, it heralded a new phenomenon; the 'nuclear family', in which everyone became richer and healthier, but did it make children happier? Quite the opposite, in fact; pampered offspring seem less-contented with their lot.
With hindsight, the new ideology in the Sixties was to better oneself - which, admirable though it was, became a self-obsessed task and family relationships suffered as a result. Failure to achieve unattainable goals led to anti-establishment rants by disillusioned parents and this was bound to rub off on children. At school, discipline broke down because politically-correct pretences were brought in to replace out-of-date corporal punishment, and at home parents didn't punish unruly offspring for fear of reprisal from the namby-pamby do-gooders in authority. This new-style liberalism effectively removed all remaining restraints on a child's upbringing and it wasn't long before anti-social behaviour began resonating both in the classroom and at home.
But it wasn't always the fault of teachers and parents. The regulators of television must take some of the blame. Graphic scenes of violence, gratuitous sex and swearing not only desensitized children to what should be normal, it changed their perception later on in life. Nowadays,
bullying at school has become more aggressive and the casual use of recreational drugs is prevalent among the young. The increase in violent crime is another worrying statistic - so too is the lack of a visible police deterrent on our streets. And the worst offenders for corrupting a child's sensibilities? Well, the easiest thing to do is accuse television, but it would be stupid to trivialise the effect that glitzy TV commercials have on hard-up parents. After all, not everyone can afford the latest fashionable accessory or digital thingamajigs that children demand. And why does the media offer such meaningless role models for youngsters to follow? The self-absorbed lifestyles of minor celebrities makes it difficult for kids to distinguish between the self-gratifying pursuit of superficial pleasures and 'real' happiness. This is why people in my age group wish they could turn the clock back to the less-worldly Fifties when television was still in its infancy, and children had no DVDs, videos or computer games to corrupt them. Indeed, the much-maligned Mary Whitehouse's campaign to safeguard the innocence of childhood went a long way towards establishing a 9pm watershed, which, subject to a parents' scrutiny, made it generally safe for children to watch, yet most kids still preferred watching the grown-up's TV than - say, the uneventful lives of Florence, Dougal the dog, Brian the snail, Ermintrude the cow and a bouncing Zebedee in the 'Magic Roundabout'. All the more disturbing then, that a kiddies show from the Sixties should become a cult show for adults today. Some form of stress therapy? - I can think of no other rational explanation.
But it's strange how attitudes can change, especially when you get older, for having listened to the dumbed-down popular culture on TV and radio today, is it any wonder that my age group is turning into a generation of miserable old grouches? We're all kids at heart, they say, but all that brain-dead rapping is threatening to infantile us all. I mean, can you imagine Cliff Richard performing 'Living Doll' and holding his crutch like he needed the toilet? No, neither can I - and I do wonder what kind of choice it is when our multi-channel radio stations play nothing but pop? It makes me feel - well, prehistoric...

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